Fleeing Fox News
July 11, 2009
Ugh. Not the way to start the weekend. Why oh why did Fox News think it’s a good idea to put Ainsley Earhardt on Fox & Friends this morning? Was Courtney Friel not available? (Mrs. BW caught a bit of Friel on Happening Now yesterday and cringed at how she has such poor grammar and speaking habits – like always saying “anyways” and never saying the “g” at the end of words like “watching” “coming” “going.”)
Before we quickly grabbed for the remote and went to another channel, we noted that once again someone in wardrobe seems to hate Ainsley. Why else would they let a 30-something buxom woman dress in such a ridiculous and demeaning manner? Ruffles on an adult woman are weird, to put it mildly. Also, women with large chests need to be careful in how they dress, lest they wind up looking like, well, Ainsley Earhardt.
Is the new “Unleashed” Ainsley (man, we could go to town on some nasty jokes right here!) back to wearing her wedding and engagement rings yet?
Although we quickly bolted from Fox News this morning and have no intention of returning until after the weekend, we suddenly have an urge to put “Jaws” in our Netflix queue.
7/12 Addendum: Although we only saw a very little bit of F&FWe yesterday, Jake confirmed our impression that Ainsley looked like what our British friends would call an old slapper. Hopefully, the large chest spilling out of an inappropriately low-cut, sleeveless, high hemline red dress and ridiculous (cheap and tacky) blonde extensions mean that the insufferable “good southern girl” and Bible-banger act is over.
Ainsley’s boob measurements are more than her IQ!
A fact which becomes apparent every time she opens her mouth!
This girl is “ditzy blonde” in the flesh!
Ainsley is so dense at times that she bends light. Why someone so totally clueless is even permited in front of a camera, is a mystery????????
What’s weird, u-2, is that she used to be pretty sharp. Or at least not as stupid as Courtney Friel. We can only wonder what happened to those IQ points. Maybe just hanging around Friel drains them from one’s head?
She’s permitted in front of the camera because she wears too small clothes over her big chest and ridiculous long blonde extensions. The cheap version of the basement dwellers’ (RC boys) fantasies.
Ainsley isn’t the only one who dresses wildly inappropriately for TV (Rebecca Diamond of FBN, who consistently dresses like a hooker looking for work in the Bulls & Bears bar, comes to mind), just the least talented and intelligent.
Bad news! Ainsley’s on again this weekend!!!!
More lost brain cells!!!
Ick. We saw. And we immediately changed the channel, and then fired off an email to FNC to let them know that we clicked away to another channel and that we’re through with FNC morning programming.
Unlike the housebound chicken-chokers of RC who live in their mothers’ basements, we have disposable income and actually make purchasing decisions. From now on, we’ll be watching the advertisers of morning shows that do not insult our intelligence.
Oh, and Stalky? “Doocy is HOGGING today’s show” because it’s his frigging show, you dirty old man. Claytoon and Butterface are subs (and substandard subs, at that), so they do not get to star on the show.
Whoever let Gretchen and Aly take vacation time simultaneously should be fired.
Oh, couldn’t let this gem from Stalky pass! This shows Fox still has plans for Ainsley.
Yup. Right. They must also have plans for the totally empty-headed Courtney Friel, because she also subs in on Fox & Friends.
And we are SO sure that when Megyn is a new mother (and not exactly a kid herself), there’s nothing more she’d love than to work at night. More proof that you’ve never been around women of childbearing age, other than your mother.
Jaws has one more day at the helm. Stay away from Spurty. Can’t wait ’til Sunday. Alisyn, please help!!!!
Spurty? We love it! Such a brilliant description!
While we’re glad (relieved!) that Aly will be back, we have some very mixed feelings about Fox News these days and whether they want us as viewers anymore. Therefore we’ll put up a new post on that soon, thanks Tin Man for the inspiration.
Our angel, Alisyn, has returned!!
SAVED from another morning of ‘dullness’ and ‘ineptitude’ from “Aimless Ainsley!”
Yes, thank you to our friend, we are aware of that, but given what FNC has foisted upon us the last couple of mornings, we now believe that they no longer care about us as viewers and are instead catering to the one-handed typing crowd from RC.
As we noted in yesterday’s Finished With Fox News? post, we know when we and our disposable income are not wanted, and shall be watching other channels in the morning (especially weekends, since there is nothing better to us than Steve, Gretchen & Brian, during the week).