Once again, it’s time to point and laugh at Spurty and his pervy delusions.
With Megyn Kelly out on maternity leave, Martha MacCallum was in England to cover the insipid behavior over there and Gretchen Carlson with time off and then to add to the coverage in London, Stalky’s beloved Ainsley Earhardt didn’t budge from the overnight desk.
What makes the Schadenfreude especially juicy is that Spurty had such high hopes for this last week or so.
Nope. She never was, and never will be (short of a plague wiping out the female population of the English-speaking world). The only reason she filled in at the end of the year was because the Village Idiot was off spawning. Otherwise, the gaping, cavernous grin of Courtney Friel usually fills the TV screen during the last week or so of the year.
And the whining commences! No, it was not an insult to the women of Fox. It means that the women who are qualified weren’t available to fill in, so they went with the next best substitute. Or women from the local FOX5 station.
Can’t you just see Spurty dabbing his eyes and wiping his nose on the sleeves of his ratty sweatshirt – the same one he wore when he stalked the Airhead in person?
So, sit back and enjoy!
